Saturday, November 23, 2013

Do They Think We Don't Notice?

It's a wonder that celebrities get as fat as they do. It seems like if you're in the public eye, and have tons of money to afford a personal chef, and have a home gym and a swimming pool out back, you could hardly even get fat unless you tried. This blog will attempt to discover how celebrities get fat. Why do they eat, what do they eat? And most of all, just how fat have they gotten? 

First up: Dan Akroyd, weighing in at 241 pounds. Rumors of his coke use abound, but then you'd think he'd get skinny since cocaine causes you to lose your appetite. Maybe Dan uses real Coke, which would explain it. The truth is that in 2007, Dan and a partner launched a company called Crystal Head Vodka, and I'm guessing he had to do a lot of tasting of the product. That'll do it, even though vodka has only 64 calories per ounce. But who drinks one ounce, especially when you are making it yourself?

Thin, young, handsome.....
Now fat, he looks like he ate John Goodman.